1.) There are far too many pictures on the internet of hot girls trying to close suitcases than there really should be.

2.) I dreamt I was in a room filled with what appeared to be every person I’ve ever known, trying to close a suitcase that just wouldn’t close. I cried out for someone to help me, but you all just stood there. So I threw a tantrum, screamed, wept, but you all just still stood there watching. Eventually I missed my flight and resolved to live inside of the suitcase.