Go back to college for a DAY! sports! Science! History! Nietzsche! I wonder if they also provide Chik fila sandwiches and / or identity issues. I wonder if you show up in pajama pants with a sack full of gummy bears and take your seat towards the back on a folded out futon. Only one way to find out. COLLEGE HERE I COME AGAIN, LOOK OUT PIERCING PAGODAS, VARIOUS TONGUE RINGS AND ALL PURPLE BIC PENS! But really I kind of want to do this.

