Once upon a time, I thought I might buy a couch for sitting purposes: a comfy couch, not so comfy that I might never get off it it, but just comfy enough. And so, I …
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Couch: A Boring Story
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Finally: An explanation
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BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS (and also poem)
Books: you made it across the country! Thanks for that. After nearly two years without them, I have been reunited with my books! For whatever reason, I felt kind of weird without them, and feel …
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BUT IT’S REAL
I just jokingly told a boy I’d make him donut nacho’s if he came over and helped me finish putting together my stupid massively monstrous ikea thing, and then I jokingly consulted the internet to …
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As Suitable Young Ladies Do
Every Eligible young lady, in addition to gloves, night hats, trivets, forget me nots and nice stationery, must keep the company of at least one other Eligible Young Lady for companionship purposes. This other Eligible …
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There are no words
Wait, actually, I can think of a few like ‘NO’ and ‘WHY.’
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Here’s a weird thought:
Well first, here’s a weird picture: And here’s a weird thought: I AM REALLY EXCITED TO GO BACK TO WORK. What an odd sensation. I love fresh starts. I can’t wait to get back on …
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T’AINT IT SWEET?
A tiny and adorable and completely ineffective tool set for tiny and adorable activities such as thinking about assembling things, lightly pounding on things, wrenching things, and plying things?
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Let meeee, entertain youuu
Being that I now have a Table, I felt it appropriate to Entertain. It was a pretty standard evening of refinement, complete with children’s toys found in my desk, a frank and uninformed discussion of …