How to Never Marry, and other Tips

DO find inopportune moments to reference the Amanda Knox trial completely without context. Example:

HIM: So how’ve you / been

YOU: DID YOU THINK AMANDA KNOX KILLED HER ROOMMATE OR WHAT?

HIM: I don’t know / I

YOU: I MEAN I THINK SHE DIDN’T I THINK SHE’S KIND OF NUTS BUT I DON’T THINK SHE REALLY DID IT, I SAW THIS INTERVIEW SHE DID WITH  BARBARA WALTERS NOW SHE’S AND UNDERGRAD SOMEWHERE IN SEATTLE STUDYING CREATIVE WRITING ALSO SHE WRITES SONGS.

HIM:…Why are you shouting?


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