It’s very important to have a few ridiculously attractive friends so you can just stand next to them and pale in comparison. They’re also fun to smell and lean on. Here’s my buddy Grant, an incredibly talented Irish architect turned actor, or: Jason in my Medea adaptation. While we look quite cozy, let’s everyone just RELAX, because Grant dates models, and the closest I could come to modeling is / are flip flops and / or festive, moderately elevated party heels.