Here’s my sweet, lovely friend, Mary Faber, of American Idiot, Avenue Q, How to Succeed, and most recently, on Parks and Rec as the Soda Tax Lady:

We got hooked up years ago to work on a bluegrass musical, and have been buds ever since. She’s phenomenally talented, hilarious and kind, blahblahblahMaryyou’regreatandstuff YOU HAVE A HOUSE WITH A POOL.

I SENSE that our friendship is going to need some work this Summer. Like, lots of work. Hours of floating and work.