At no point before, during or after the 5 hour bike ride in nearly 80 degree SoCal did it EVER occur to me to apply sunscreen. The best part was when I potentially ruined my best friend’s wedding pictures, and the most best part was when I, for the first time her life, typed the words ‘self tanner?’ Oh, just kill me now, but please first cover me in melted butter, the cold kind.

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