– You keep calcium chews in your car.

– You start to google your own fertility.

– Midriff seems immodest.

– You begin to specialize in reflecting deeply on your childhood.

– You look at the menu of the place you’re going to eat before you even get there.

– You start to remember middle school.

– Things that start at 11 or after are dumb.

– You are hotter, weirder, and CRAZIER THAN EVER.