The Science Channel has a new show, called Plane Crash, in which they crash planes all in the name of science. If you’re a functioning human being like me who has spent countless hours wondering what it might look like to be inside of a plane when it crashes, your worse nightmares can now be realized from the safety of your couch, because yes indeed, there are cameras inside of said crashing planes, and you can watch dummies get impaled by plane pieces as gas masks tumble and wings slice through cockpits. This is all to say that Augie is in the air right now, en route to LA, so I hereby push away the chances of his plane crashes with this blog post.