Say, Fattie! Are you having 85% of your high school friends over for dinner? Are you concerned about the gut repercussions of the cheese and wine and pesto and cake that will certainly be consumed? Try walking up and down the hills outside your parent’s in 100 degree heat. Or, just go outside, and simply exist for an extended period of time, and you will Burn about five million calories that you can quickly replace with chardonnay.