Today, on FASCINATING – For the first time in my life I’m ordering in food like fairly frequently. I never did it much before. It always seemed reserved for laziness and / or special occasions. Apparently I am now lazy and special all of the time. It all started when I discovered grubhub, and then also discovered that you could pay them with PayPal. After I started actually having a job, my homemade monologue money just sort of piled up there instead of being used for you know, sundries. Now I am turning said monologue money into SUSHI AND THAI FOOD ALL OF THE TIME.