Today, my wee little brother graduates college and gets commissioned as a USMC officer. He’s second from the right. This picture is real hard for my family to stomach, being that my family is comprised mostly of white supremacists*, but I like it just the same. I wish I could be there. It’s only fair, as he was forced, at the age of 17, to sit and watch me graduate UNC some years ago. BON CHANCE, TIM!
* WE ARE NOT.
Pictures of my African American prom date, the darling Cedric, who dyed his hair blue for me, available upon request.