Today, my wee little brother graduates college and gets commissioned as a USMC officer. He’s second from the right. This picture is real hard for my family to stomach, being that my family  is comprised mostly of  white supremacists*, but I like it just the same. I wish I could be there. It’s only fair,  as he was forced, at the age of 17, to sit and watch me graduate UNC some years ago. BON CHANCE, TIM!

* WE ARE NOT.

Pictures of my African American prom date, the darling Cedric, who dyed his hair blue for me, available upon request.