Over the next two weeks, you can expect many many pictures and thoughts about how I’m back on my college campus and how weird that is. Notable: I’m staying in a guest apartment in a dorm on North Campus, where I could never afford to stay when I was actually a studentperson here. The undergrads look like children and the Gap’s have turned to Walgreens and everyone wears running clothes, all. the. Time. As for me, I plan to break EVERY drinking rule in the privacy of my (wheelchair accessible) fancy abode.