While there are way more important things to discuss today, ie how I’m back in New York, or tornadoes or politics, but instead, I think I should make it really clear how much I hate sleeping under Sheets. Not only do they make making the bad far too time consuming, I also hate the feeling of being trapped beneath them, or wrapped up in them.  think this began when I was wee and had to wear long nightgowns, and they would get twisted around my legs and I would nightmare about being tickled by vampires, most of whom were played by Tim Curry. Fortunately, I am now a grown up, and can bed myself HOWEVER I LIKE. So there.