irksomely late

Today on Stupid Things that Youngish Adult Humans do: I hate the thing where something officially starts at 8, so everyone immediately decides that they won’t show up til 10, as if showing up later is somehow better than being ontime. As if everyone abides by this secret social contract that no one shows up on time except the lamies, so everyone must arrive later to be as coolish as possible.

HUMANS, INSTEAD: WHY DON’T WE ALL JUST SHOW UP ON TIME, AND BE HAPPILY IN BED BY 11?

Your friend,

Your Grandmother.

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