I need to lose about ten pounds and could probably do so in about five seconds if I laid off the wine / cheese / 100 episodes of Breaking Bad. Secondly, Paula Deen has announced that she has stage two diabetes, or, how she says it in my  head, DiahBEEtahs. I’m sad for her, as I genuinely like her and her story, but hopefully this will help promote some sort of awareness of the fact that burgers do not belong between Donuts.