Count your non-hot air balloon crashes

Regardless of what you might currently have to whine about, just be grateful that you did not yesterday PLUMMET TO YOUR DEATH IN A BURNING HOT AIR BALLOON like 11 people in New Zealand yesterday, who were apparently redeeming rides given to them as Christmas presents. And just so we’re clear, I will only ever ride a hot air balloon if it’s to travel the world collecting tiny doll versions of myself, A la:

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