I’m proud to announce that I finally started writing the Fear of Flying Self Help book I’ve been wanting to write forever, mainly when I’m in the air and freaking out and trying to think about anything other than freaking out, so instead, I think about how I should write a book about how I’m freaking out. And now I’m writing it! Mainly, I’m making fun of myself a lot, but also trying to offer advice. Once completed, this will be my SECOND advice book, as in the fifth grade, I got out of gym EVERYDAY to go to the counselor’s office to work on ‘A Kid’s Book of Advice,’ which I wrote, illustrated, edited, published, and awarded with imaginary prizes. Judy, I smell a new career! I’m not sure who Judy is.