Today on things I discovered / invented that no one has ever discovered / invented before: LONG. SKIRTS. I’ve always shied  away from them because I felt like they made me look short? This also just in: I’M NOT SHORT. And so, I’m going to give them a go.  I found this guy for two bucks at a thrift store in Chicago. And now, I’m gonna WEAR it! Clothes! Wear them! If you don’t, you get arrested and / or are cold.

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