Mepto! That P is an R, you guys. WHAT IS THIS PLACE. Before I tell you about how Moscow has the best Metro system in the world, here is an adorable picture of me riding it. Now then! Moscow has the best Metro in the world. It’s clean, no graffitti, marble walls, high ceilings with beautiful ornate decor. And I have yet to wait more than 20 seconds for a train. Here we are, waiting for ten seconds: And here we are, blending in.