When your Toms are not waterproof, your Keds smell like beef jerky, and you’ve been wearing nothing but flip flops for weeks, it is time for NEW SHOES! I selected Lady Vans, to indulge my inner poser. It’s going to be EXACTLY like high school, except I won’t be giving all of Party City’s money to Pacific Sunwear, or stalking cute skater boys to see what books they’re reading so I can then nonchalantly read that book in front of them. Amright Julien? AMIRIGHT?