Shucks, Obama! Thanks! A new US-RUSSIA initiative approved by Obama is actually what’s flying me to Russia for the Miss Lilly translation workshop, and apparently providing with a CHEF. Like in my house. Ladies and Gentlemen, I have never had a chef. This is huge. Today, I would like to personally raise Obama’s approval rating the percent of one person’s approval, a hearty. .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%.