On Beds

Today on useless information about my personal life, I think I need a new bed. I think I’ve had mine for 6 years? I didn’t realize how crappy mine was until I slept on like a nice like actual like grown up bed in Chicago. Now my home-bed feels like sleeping on piles of cutlery. But I feel like beds are expensive. Maybe Santa will bring me a new bed.



WILL YOU BRING ME A NEW BED? For Christmas I would like to sleep on a very large and very firm marshmallow It can even be festive.

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