LADIES. R. Kelly and I really only have ONE THING to say to you guys right now. Really, a series of statements, and questions. See girl – only thing I’m trying to establish – with …
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Real Talk
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North Carolina /come on and Raise up
I know I grew up in North Carolina but sometimes I feel like I’m not very North Carolinian, or maybe at least not stereotpyically so. Sometimes I wish I was. I don’t eat liver pudding …
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How cool is my Deli you guyyyysss
Four square mayor update screen notabigdeal.
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This week on Look at my New Dress:
LOOK AT MY NEW DRESS. I can’t stop buying dresses. I can’t. In my defense, most have been cheap and essentially disposable.
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FUN WITH BEER
Hey you! Person who drinks too much! Try national bohemian beer. Beneath each bottle cap is a mind challenge picture word game thing. Try it today, you drunk!
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I’m sorry but
Sometimes you just have to. (buddy I know you don’t REALLY have to, but it happened.)
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New Home
After much deliberation, I’ve decided to live inside of this coconut.
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for a good time google weird watermelon
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THE HORROR
Yesterday I lived my worst writerly nightmare. I went to a reading of my high school reunion play…..AND THEY HAD AN OLD DRAFT. This was completely no one’s fault but my own, I thought I’d …
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HOT
People. PEOPLE. It is like 90 degrees and muggy as an awkward Crunch sauna complete with one crazy person, one ex cheerleader and one 11 months pregnant person. Weather appropriate for making and sticking the …