You wait for a downtown 1 for 15 minutes and then finally you get on it and walk over an ave to the L which you wait for for 20 minutes and finally it comes but then it sits at bedford for 15 minutes and you sit there realizing you could have walked home by now but you don’t move because you could have walked home by now, and dangit, you want the train to take you there, but it won’t, because of a police investigation of something potentially deadly / dangerous, because technically, death is worse than a stupid commute. Usually. Begrudgingly: thank you, police, for you constant investigating.

Instead of some terrifying picture of a police investigation, this instead: