I watched Bethenny ever after

Specifically part of an episode about her 40th birthday party? Which she loathed and kept freaking and crying because she didn’t want anyone to pay attention to her? And she couldn’t decide which dressed to wear and at one point collapsed in her closet FULL OF CLOTHES in her GIANT TRIBECA APARTMENT moaning I HAVE NOTHING.

I HAVE NOTHING.

Still, she’s weirdly likeable, in that I want to shake you / punch you in the face / split a bottle of white wine with you kind of way.