Oftentimes, I am innocently going about my business, and suddenly I don’t like what I’m wearing, and suddenly I have an hour to kill, and suddenly I’ve bought a new dress and suddenly I’m using the bathroom at the the gym just to put it on and suddenly I’m taking a picture of it and suddenly, all of the sudden, this picture ends up on the internet.

POLKA DOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Making my parents proud since ’82.