I have a lot to say this morning. A: WHY THE CRAP DO PEOPLE WEAR THESE KIND OF SHOES?!

THEY MAKE ME NAUSEOUS

Secondly, jean shorts and tights: great idea and C. can you believe there are whole companies who just shred documents? They have giant trucks that like to almost hit playwrights in Dumbo, daily, and 4: my college fiction thesis was called Salad, and contained these chapters: Nuts, Fruits, vegetables, and Dressing, and at that time – that was just really, really profound.