All of my W2’s and 1099’s and EX450s and 11390s and A15s and 9Z8y2’s are almost in. It is nearly time for me to enter all my information, deduct everything in the world, and pray. It is time for the government to be like give me all your money and for me to be like No. Please please please, let me have saved enough $ to pay my taxes. If you are reading this, The IRS, hi, and please know I have nothing for you, I own practically nothing, and what I do own is from goodwill, and the baby kitty is practically worthless*. Also you can’t have my computer, but you can pay you in monologues; hugs.

*Actually probably the most valuable thing I own.