Precocious child: Wait, how old are you?
Me: 28. Soooo I’m the oldest person here, yayyy!
Precocious child: wait, why are you happy about that? It means you’re closest to DEATH!
Touche, pupil.
Precocious child: Wait, how old are you?
Me: 28. Soooo I’m the oldest person here, yayyy!
Precocious child: wait, why are you happy about that? It means you’re closest to DEATH!
Touche, pupil.