We’ve all been abuzz for quite some time over all of this Spiderman the Musical hullaballoo – the most expensive musical in HISTORY, when will it actually open, is it good, etc etc etc, but seriously. Seriously. The actors keep FALLING AND HURTING THEMSELVES. Last night a spidey stunt double fell 20 feet? when his harness just broke. Will this continue until an actor is permanently injured, or dies, for our own amusement? For real you guys. Also reminiscient of an ad I saw for Paula Abdul’s new reality dance show, DANCE TO LIVE!!!!! which sadly makes me think of sick people twirling and bootie shaking in hopes of winning a kidney transplant. YOU KNOW?