I can be secretly or not so secretly very competitive when it comes to playwriting. I know that we are meant, as the gentlemen above kindly depict, to lift each other up the darty red line thing, up into the sky, but I feel uber threatened when actors are sucessful playwrights as well. Isn’t that dumb? I’m like: No fair! You can only be good at one thing! TWO? No fair!

Thankfully I try and keep this to myself, you know, by telling the entire internet about it.