Celebrate new pants, come on!

How exciting! I have shrunk enough to need new pants. But don’t have a lot of money. I found a pair at H&M for a mere twelve dollars. I will never curse my new twelve dollar pants if I were to becoming to large or too small for them, as they were comparable in price to a box of really nice trashbags or if I were to go to midtown and toss my own salad.

In conclusion – Pants. Wear them!

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