I just received this EXTREMELY URGENT MESSAGE:

My name is Lt.Stanly Clark, A U.S.A army. I am a section  commander of the 82nd Airborne Division’s, 1-504th PIR, at checkpoint 91,on tours including Iraq and have served in Kosovo, I DESPERATELY need a RELIABLE and TRUSTWORTHY, person who would receive, secure and safe guard a parcel for me until my assignment elapses here in Iraq,please communicate to me immediately through my private email address

I’d probably,  give him my social security and checking account number and home address, you know, so that he can send me said ‘parcel,’ except for the fact that his email was sent from sclark@iraqarmy.org. Right.