As you get older, your friends start to have the Babies. And you stalk the babies on facebook and find them to be cute and pleasing smaller versions of your friends. And then you meet them in person and you are like, what’s up, baby, and instantly the baby bursts into tears, because you are weird around babies and probably will be until you have one of your own. You come back from the bathroom and a mother asks, is there a changing table in there? And you have no idea. You have never thought to look.

See babies! Miles, son on Marcy’s sister Jaimee, Marcy’s daughter Seraphina, and Lauren and Jamie’s daughter Salem.

BABIES!