5.) She has an ipad. Does your Mom have an ipad?
4.) The fact that just now, in Fresh Market, she patiently listened to an old lady in a technicolor windsuit tell a ten minute story about how she comes to fresh market every day and picks the dropped candy off the floor and takes it home to feed the squirrels and raccoons because she has no grandchildren, so they are her grandchildren.
3.) She then offered to share our groceries with the cashier.
2.) She is pretty much the most kind and patient person in the WORLD.
1.) She bought me lunch.