Liz and I went to the Natural History Museum hoping to learn about the earth; be generally erudite. But instead, we were discouraged to find that we had forgotten everything we learned in second grade. So instead, we meandered about like faux- Rachel Zoe’s, having profound conversations like, when at the wall of Sea and Worm Creatures:
Me: So wait, are these things real, or like, not real?
Liz:…….I think the things in the Jars are real. But the other things aren’t real.
Or, in ancient China exhibit, of a old linen outfit:
Me: I would wear that. Like I would really wear that.
Or, of the whole time:
Liz: how cool would it be if like Robin Williams and or Ben Stiller were here?
Me: So. Cool.