butt it’s bad for your knees

An athletic epiphany I had today while running*: nobody looks very cool or attractive while running. Nobody. I think I speak mainly of women. Dudes can get sort of gazelle-like, but also sometimes look funny as well. We all look kind of of dumpy, constipated, slow and tired. But determined. In this way, we are all the same.

* Clearly I am not a runner, as I was taking pictures for and thinking of blogging WHILE RUNNING. And by running, I mean dumpily, slowly moving around the track. Jogging? I think in actuality, I jogged.

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