I have an idea! Wearing a dress of cupcakes is merely part of it.Or actually not all, but how fun would that be? Fun.

I want to make everyone who I’ve written a homemade monologue for to come to my apartment and perform them for me (as I have yet to actually see any of them, and actually seeing them would probably make my monologue writing Better.) And so! It will be an event, even, and I will have baked things like bread and cupcakes and bacon dip, as a thank you for those who have bought monologues, and as a PLEASE BUY THEM to people who haven’t. And so! Coming this fall! A celebration of homemade monologues! Or: a good excuse to have people over. Or: a good excuse to make bacon dip.