Each year, I get sun well, once a year, at this family reunion. I don’t AVOID sun by any means, I just don’t have tons of opportunities to lay around in a bathing suit, unlike my thoroughly browned cousins. AND SO, KNOWING the potential I have to tan (see: pictures of my Mom in her youth) I pretty much just put myself out there the whole first day, and return 7 hour later, smelling of bacon, pain. Sure I can’t sit, lie down, put on shoes or move, but my burn that will turn to tan? Extraordinary. (?) I’m stupid.

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