Allow me to be a shallow 12 year old for like a MINUTE. The thing that annoys me sometimes, or a lot, about ‘me,’ or my physical person, is that I’m a tall person with the body of a short person and thus do not get the perks of either. I am not tall and lean and elegant, nor am I short and cute head patt-able. Maybe one day I will get over this, as there are clearly more important thinks to care about, but chances are, I won’t. When I’m old, I’ll most likely be tripping girls with my cane. (You know, the hot ones.)