I don’t know if I’m totally alone here (I also might be the only person in the world who makes in involuntary weird face when I eat lettuce) but every now and then, when clothed, I suddenly feel really naked and this odd, deep shame. It passes pretty quickly, but where does it come from? Because I am weird and fun, I like to think that it stems all the way back to Eve, who I would be somehow related to – and just for a moment, I’m feeling the shame she felt when she first sensed her own nudity? These are just the sorts of things I like to convince myself are true.