We’ve got a foot-ish of snow!! Therefore, we are going in late to work, given the dangerous conditions. Now TECHNICALLY, we don’t drive, and our transit is underground, so there’s rarely such a thing as a legitimate snow day. BUT – who wants to trudge through that, sans dogsled or snowmobile? I don’t. I would much rather sit right here.

In related news, yesterday, a man was taking an innocent stroll through central park and was killed by a 100 lb ice=laden tree branch that fell on his head. Another fine reason to not leave the house; more proof of these ‘dangerous conditions.’ In less related news, yesterday, in my mind, I invented the word ‘snowmobike,’ which I thought was hillarious.