‘Wow, yesterday was Fun! We had a snow day so I did not have to go to work. I stayed inside and ate cookies and wrote some stuff. Then, I went with my friends and my boyfriend to the Gutter. A bar with a bowling alley! I had some yummy beer. I was not very good at rolling the ball. Then we had dinner. Then we walked home through the park and laughed at the ironic snow sculptures. Then I went to sleep. Is it naptime yet?’
Seriously, I am the tired.