God rest ye merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay:
The airports are now more rigorously using full body scanners that sure, are invasive, but it’s totally worth it, and even a good excuse to be less fat
To save us all from Certain Death by bomb in the sky
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
(Comfort and Joy)
Oh tiding of comfort and Joy.
(Also, is that guy wearing a man thong?)