Hi, I’m fat. I hate to brag, but our office thanksgiving potluck lunch was pretty impressive. What, with our apricot stuffing, warm goat cheese /  beet / walnut salad, brandied cranberry sauce, green bean casserole (made by the president of the company himself!,) succulent* turkey and cheesecake.  Now, you can sit there and stew in your jealous turkey juices.

* I hate this word.