They will run around outside and play in the dirt and maybe every now and then, eat things off the floor. Sure, they will wash their hands before dinner, brush their teeth, bathe occasionally. BUT – I have to say, I was NOT the cleanest kid, or rather, I was exposed to things (I did a lot of creek-swimming) and my immune system is BANGIN*. While others sniffle and cough, I excel. Take that, hand sanitizing monsters.

*Of course I will now probably get sick.