To my utter delight and glee, Ars Nova has selected ‘Missed Connections’ for the theme for our winter play group project. Each writer will select a missed connection from craigslist for inspiration for a short play! The title of the post becomes of the title of the play, and off we go, towards 17 boys wearing the same flannel shirt! To forgotten Upper East Starbucks! To red wool hats, to disturbing declarations of love! I already cannot decide between ‘Be Kind and Kill me,’ ‘It’s Been 21 years and it still hurts,’ and, well, or, something about Asians.

It’s so crazy how much boys love Asian girls. Understandable, though, as they are tiny. And adorable.

They are so. Tiny.