As stinky cabs wisk by, dangerously close: Manhattan Dad to annoying, persistent toddler trying to wear carseat as a hat: DO NOT WEAR THAT AS A HAT! Toddler: WHY NOT?? Dad: I’LL TELL YOU LATER!!!!

 Then, at work, I had to research how much daycare costs in NYC – average of $9,000 a year. Oh, heck no. Maybe later.