Dear Evan, I know I am supposed to just email you these adorbs pictures, but I like them and you SO much, I thought I would put them on the internet, so you that can send the link to your Mom.
And so that also, when people google you, they can find these and see that you are thoroughly awesome and an amazing director with lots of great friends and good taste in shirts / wine/ shirts that match your wine. And then they will subsenquently writhe with envy.
….and you’re welcome.
The manager of your Online Presence,